thetowerofpimps:

2009 me would think that 2014 me was hot and thats all that matters

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drdavidbrinner:

A message to everyone who’s ever sent me anon love

the next time you get a snack out of a vending machine I hope the thingy  goes for too long and you get TWO instead

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whorville:

*whispers to you during sex*

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