• me: hey whats up....................slime man
  • girl: do you have a signature on your texts or something
  • me: no..........................slime man
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cokeflow:

Should I wear all black or all black today

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dragonlord42:

the fact that 66 + 44 doesn’t add up to 100 really pisses me off

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officialwhitegirls:

watching your bae talk to the another person 

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jonathan:

what do you mean it’s inappropriate to have Highway to Hell by AC/DC at my funeral

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zackisontumblr:

an actual photo of me at school

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