jimmered:

boys are so sensitive……if a guy told me he likes tall girls I wouldn’t get butthurt I would just be like ok I don’t care but when ur like man I love tall boys all these hobbits come out of nowhere to make sure u know how upset they are

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agentscullyismyhero:

back in my day the reblog button was on the top. we had to scroll 15 miles through the snow, uphill both ways.

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ptrslbrmn:

"Famous from a sex tape"

More like rich from someone leaking her sex tape against her will and then famous because of all the money she made from the lawsuit and her tv show? And all her other smart business decisions? Sit your bitter ass down

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cloritos:

i said a swear once and next thing you know i was doing meth

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Date someone who gives you the same feeling of when you see your food coming at a restaurant THE REALEST THING I HAVE EVER READ  (via paradiche)

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